Last night I was trampled to death at a mall by iphone fanatics while watching a fashion show that my best friend happened to be walking in. My best friend was Rachel Berry from Glee, and I was there to be supportive and try to make amends for pissing off glee club. I don’t remember what I did to piss of the glee club but it must not have been so bad because they were sad that I was trampled to death.
Also - I die all the time in my dreams, so that saying that if you die in your dreams you die in real life is bologna.
So, I may have neglected to explain, but I am the craziest bride that has ever lived. Why? Because I let my fiance convince me that we couldn’t afford to pay 2 rents in one month and that I should move all my stuff (4 hours away) 2 weeks before the wedding and live with him and his parents until the wedding day.
As you can imagine, I’ve been stressing, the big move in on the 1st, the final day of my lease is the 7th, and the wedding is the 17th.
Tuesday, I gave the electric company a call to set up an account and get service in our new apartment ready. Imagine my surprise when the electric company rep told me that someone else had called to set up an account at that same unit earlier. WTF? I looked at my information from the apartment complex, yes, I gave them the correct address. The electric co rep said she’d give the apartment complex a call (I got the most helpful person at the electric company), after a few anxious moments on hold she picks up and tells me that the landlord has us in a different unit. A completely different one, like, on a totally other street. Ummmmmm…. ok…..
So after I get off the phone with the electric company I call the fiance, who informs me that the landlord just called him (what a surprise). Apparently they forgot to call us and tell us we were going to be in a completely different apartment. Huh?
In the end, it will be a good thing, we didn’t like the first unit’s view and actually requested a different one but the apartment complex told us there were no other available units. Seriously though, like I need anything else to add to my stress, those moments on hold I was seriously having panic attacks and envisioning myself and new husband living out of a moving truck because we had no place to live (I have a tendency to be overly dramatic).
I will be soooo happy when the move is over, then all I have to worry about is the wedding and that, will be a very happy day.