I know it’s an odd question.
I’m stocking up on my matron of honor emergency kit for my sister’s wedding this weekend and she has a pretty good chance of passing out.
She almost lost consciousness while taking pictures during my wedding (it was 100+ degrees but she was wearing a light chiffon dress).
This weekend she’s got a big ole princess wedding dress, complete with a corset and all that business underneath. She also barely tips the scale at 100ish lbs, gets nauseous at the thought of being the center of attention, and she’s by character, very delicate.
I’ve already got some Evian Mineral Spray in my bag to wake her back up in case of wooziness but I’m looking for something stronger.
If all else fails I’m going to Weekend at Bernie’s her and use puppet strings and wooden braces to get her through the day with no one the wiser.
Between my sister’s bachelorette party on Saturday and our friend’s wedding on Sunday I’ve gotten about 6 hours of sleep in the past 48 hours.
I had planned on enjoying St. Louis today but I spent most of it drifting in and out of consciousness.
I’m very worried about waking up for work tomorrow.
Pick up wedding gift for this weekend Buy batteries for air-mattress
- CLEAN ALL THE THINGS! (vacuum,
dust, sweep, mop, scrub) Laundry
- Work out
- Work out
- Buy booze
- Vacuum and wash car
- Throw my sister a bachelorette party (shopping, dinner, bars)
- Brunch with my sisters + mom
- Drive to St. Louis
- Attend Mark’s fraternity brother’s wedding at botanical gardens
- Chillin’ the fuck out
Because I would like to do that.
Mark and I went to wedding #1 this past weekend. It was the wedding of one of his fraternity brothers and unfortunately, the happy couple put the fraternity song on the do not play list. It was a must play song at my wedding and all the other married pledge brothers. It was not well received among a certain set of guests. Generally crankiness ensued.
So now I’m back in Kansas City and I’ve got to throw my sister a bachelorette party on Saturday then drive to St. Louis and attend a wedding on Sunday. The next weekend will be my little sister’s wedding and then two weekends from that we have our last wedding to attend until September.
Pulled over at a rest stop, shaking in terror, and crying that I didn’t get raptured yesterday so I could have avoided the whole horrifying situation.
I wanted to do this on Jaclyn Day’s cute download image but I was lazy and this way will be easier for others to copy and paste and do it themselves (because I actually like reading people’s answers to these things).
Tea or Coffee? Tea - Green (3-5 cups a day, for serious)
I collect… Recipes
Favorite city? San Antonio, TX
Spring or Fall? Spring
Bloom of choice? Tulips
Style Icon? Rachel Bilson
Perfume? Issey Miyake ‘L’Eau d’Issey Florale’
Linens? Soft silver linens and crisp white ones.
China Pattern? No pattern, our china is crisp white with a simple silver rim.
I’m lusting after…. High-heeled, look-at-me sandals for summer
Most prized possession? My obnoxious fossil watch (assuming engagement ring is a given)
Girl crush? Jessica Alba
Boy crush? Chris Hemsworth
On weekends… Sleeping in, brunch, leisurely walks, and a night out with friends